JANITOR 002

I wasn't born with my head up my @$$. When I was in kindergarten my head still flapped in the breeze.

But then I met this really cool guy, and he showed me how if you push just right, you can fit your head in your own butthole.

All I had to do was bend over while he kindly gave my head a friendly little push.

Sure the air's kind of stifley in here. And it is kind of sticky. But it's warm. It's pretty cozy in my @$$hole.

But I've notice something.

Every now and then my back starts to ache, and my head pops out like a sling shot. I take a deep breath and scream--"I'M FREEE!!!"

But then that nice old fellow comes along and kindly shoves my head back in. 

All I have to do is bend over while he kindly gives my head a friendly little push.

But you know? 

I wasn't born with my head up my @$$.